fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

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thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
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    The Infamous Middle Finger